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Oz: Chinese Healer Slaps Kid to Death in Diabetes Asian Wonder Cure
May 1, 2015 Mr Xiao, master of the slap Western medicine doesn’t even come close to scratching the Duco of the ancient mysterious properties of the mystical healing powers of the oriental physician.
A seven-year-old kid discovered this ineffable pearl of wisdom when he underwent a secret ancient remedy to cure him of diabetes thanks to his genius folks who decided to give scatterbrained western medicine a wide berth in favor of the tried and trusty Asian methods of boiling tiger testicles and sipping on shark fin soup.
The parents of half-Asian seven-year-old Aidan Fenton- signed their little battler up for an $1800 week-long alternative therapy workshop in the Chinese-controlled Sydney suburb of Hurstville, which most Aussies require a passport to visit. It would turn out to be money really well spent from the point of view of the therapist, who used to it buy a plane ticket and flee the country as soon as the whole thing went pear-shaped. See, the inscrutable boffin managed to not only cure the little champ of his insufferable diabetes, but the actual life that caused it to begin with.
Aidan Fenton, seen here in 2009, got more of a slap than he bargained for. Hongchi Xiao, who’s aged anywhere between fifty and a hundred, has made a nice little earner teaching seminars on the Chinese therapy of Paida and Lajin to morons who’d be better of using their money to wipe their asses with. It seems there is no shortage of western idiots willing to fork out their readies for scams that are so blatantly on the glaring side of harebrained, that it’s probably a better idea to simply transfer whatever monies they have directly to the closest fiddle artist in their area.
This transcendental oriental method of dispensing wastes and toxins from the body might owe some of its science to Monty Python had it not been developed much earlier than the aforementioned fish-slapping sketch that it appears to be based on. See, this so-called therapy involves slapping the patient around like a bad debtor in the backroom of a Las Vegas casino until all those nasty poisons decide they’ve had enough and flee the body.
It’s the equivalent of trying to fix a faltering motor vehicle by beating it with a sledge hammer.
Monty Python, The Fish Slapping Dance
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